The magic rolling pin is a mystical culinary tool that has been passed down through generations. Its powers are said to enhance the flavor and texture of any dough that is rolled with it. Legend has it that the rolling pin was created by a master baker in a small village. He was known for his extraordinary baking skills and the heavenly taste of his pastries. It is said that the rolling pin was made from a special wood found deep within the enchanted forest. The magic rolling pin is said to have the ability to infuse love, joy, and happiness into the dough.
Get ready for a twisted take on the classic tale as Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have turned pro, coping with the trauma of their childhood captivity by slaying witches for hire. But when the seemingly unstoppable bounty hunters meet their match in an enemy so evil, it’ll take all their training, weapons and courage to survive.
Their search leads them to Muriel Famke Janssen , an ambitious witch who plans to sacrifice twelve children on the eve of the Blood Moon in order to achieve ultimate power. Abandoned in the forest by their father one night, siblings Hansel and Gretel find themselves at a gingerbread house while trying to make their way back home.
The magic rolling pin is said to have the ability to infuse love, joy, and happiness into the dough. When used, the baker must focus their energy and intentions into the rolling pin, visualizing the desired outcome - a perfect dough. With each roll of the magic rolling pin, the dough transforms into a silky smooth texture, perfect for creating delectable cakes, pies, and pastries.
3D Blu-ray Review “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D”
Actors: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Thomas Mann
Directors: Tommy Wirkola
Number of discs: 3
Rated: R / Unrated
Studio: Paramount
Release Date: June 11, 2013
Run Time: 87 / 97 minutes
Film: 3 out of 5 stars
3D: 3.5 out of 5 stars
Extras: 2.5 out of 5 stars
“Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” is exactly what you would expect…over-the-top and fun..and that is all. The action is pretty awesome and the film is quite gory for us horrorhounds. The make-up effects are also pretty sharp. Overall, it is just mindless entertainment. For fans of “The Avengers”, did I mention it has Hawkeye in it? Jeremy Renner is fun in the role, poking fun at his character, as is Gemma Arterton, who isn’t hurting on the eyes either. Famke Janssen also has a great role in the film and plays a great witch. This is also the American film debut of Norwegian director Tommy Wirkola, who did the 2009 feature “Dead Snow”, which is another fun zany horror/comedy with Nazi zombies.
All that going for it and did I mention it is also in 3D? They most definitely take advantage of the third dimension as well and it works in the film’s favorite for more added fun. The 3D makes the film entertaining and there are a few great in-your-face gore shots and fireballs thrown at the screen. The film was delayed to be post converted but I think they have really mastered post conversion process…anyone see “Iron Man 3″? The film wasn’t a huge hit in the US but good enough…I hear that there is already a sequel in the card…do I smell a new franchise? Best movie of 2013? Nope but definitely worth a rental.
Official Premise: Get ready for a twisted take on the classic tale as Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have turned pro, coping with the trauma of their childhood captivity by slaying witches for hire. But when the seemingly unstoppable bounty hunters meet their match in an enemy so evil, it’ll take all their training, weapons and courage to survive. Revenge is sweeter than candy.
This release includes two cuts of the film. The original theatrical R-rated 87 minute cut and the extended unrated 97 minute cut. The unrated cut is definitely worth checking out with more blood and gore…but it is only available in 2D. I think that is the most disappointing part of this release is that the 3D Blu-ray only contains the theatrical cut, I would have liked to enjoy both in 3D. I am sure it would haven’t have been much trouble to give us 3D cuts of both but nonetheless we got what we got.
Paramount delivers a fantastic three-disc combo pack including a 3D Blu-ray, standard 2D Blu-ray and DVD copy. Ultraviolet streaming digital copy, as well there is a iTunes digital copy. Like I said the 1080p transfer is very impressive and works very well with the 3D presentation. 2D fans will also appreciate this fine transfer as well. The Dolby TrueHD 5.1 audio track works perfectly with the action and score by Atli Örvarsson, who recently worked with Hans Zimmer to contribute music to the Zack Snyder’s “Man of Steel”.
As brainless fun as the film is, the special features are lacking in terms but still are decent. There are three short featurettes. The first is “Reinventing Hansel & Gretel”, which runs about 15 minutes. It looks into the origin of the film and its production. “The Witching Hours” looks into the cool design process of the witches in the film. Kudos again for great make-up. Lastly “Meet Edward the Troll” is another short look at creating the Troll in the film. So overall decent but nothing really substantial in terms of value. Of course if you can always count the unrated cut as a bonus feature but that is up to you.
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Abandoned in the forest by their father one night, siblings Hansel and Gretel find themselves at a gingerbread house while trying to make their way back home. The two are quickly captured by an ugly old witch who plans to cannibalize them. She forces Hansel to continuously eat candy while a chained Gretel prepares the oven but the siblings manage to outsmart the witch, pushing her into the oven to be burned alive. Years later, Hansel and Gretel (Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton) grow up to be skilled witch hunters as they are mysteriously immune to their spells and curses. However, Hansel becomes a diabetic as a result of his ordeal with the old witch and must take a shot of insulin every day. Arriving in Augsburg, Germany one day, Hansel and Gretel save a young woman named Mina (Pihla Viitala) from being executed by Sheriff Berringer (Peter Stormare) and reveals that they have been hired by Mayor Engleman (Rainer Bock) to investigate a number of recent child abductions. Their search leads them to Muriel (Famke Janssen), an ambitious witch who plans to sacrifice twelve children on the eve of the 'Blood Moon' in order to achieve ultimate power.
The flavors become more pronounced and the dough becomes unbelievably light and fluffy. It is as if the rolling pin itself has the power to bring the dough to life. The magic rolling pin has become a treasured heirloom in many families. Bakers pass it down to their children and grandchildren, ensuring that its powers continue to be utilized for generations to come. It is believed that the more the rolling pin is used, the stronger its magic becomes. Many baking competitions have been won through the use of the magic rolling pin. Bakers who have had the privilege of using this mystical tool often credit it for their success. The magic rolling pin has a way of capturing the essence of a baker's skill and elevating it to new heights. Although the magic rolling pin is steeped in mystery and legend, its true power lies in the love and passion of the baker. It is a reminder that cooking is an art form, and that the simplest of tools can have the ability to create culinary magic..
Reviews for "The Power of Precision: Mastering Baking with the Magic Rolling Pin"
- Mark - 1/5 stars - I was really disappointed with the Magic rolling pin. I expected it to make my baking easier and more efficient, but it just ended up being a hassle. The pin itself was quite heavy and difficult to handle, making it harder to roll out dough evenly. The supposed "magic" feature of adjustable thickness levels didn't work properly either, as the pin would often get stuck and not roll smoothly. Overall, I found it to be more of a hindrance than a helpful tool in the kitchen.
- Sara - 2/5 stars - I had high hopes for the Magic rolling pin, but it fell short of my expectations. While the concept of adjustable thickness levels is great, the execution is lacking. The pin doesn't roll smoothly, making it hard to get an even thickness in the dough. Additionally, the pin tends to leave marks on the dough, which is frustrating when trying to achieve a professional-looking finish. I also found the handle to be uncomfortable after extended use. Overall, I wouldn't recommend the Magic rolling pin as there are better options available on the market.
- Jessica - 2/5 stars - I was excited to try out the Magic rolling pin, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to its name. The adjustable thickness feature was difficult to use, as the pin would often get stuck or not move smoothly. This resulted in uneven thickness in the dough and a frustrating baking experience. The pin was also quite heavy, making it tiring to use for long periods of time. While the idea behind the Magic rolling pin is good, the execution needs improvement.